Art world ethicists Chen & Lampert offer a quiz to take to see your fate.

An artist rues downsizing his studio, and another wanders into unwanted political territory.

Art world ethicists Chen & Lampert offer a quiz to take to see your fate.

A teacher asks for advice about how to treat his pupils, and a fledgling artist ponders grad school.

A writer considers putting down the pen, and an artist wonders whether to take care of an old professor's disgusting dog.

A protestor wants to make an impact, and a teacher bemoans his old grad-school email list.

Dubious taste puts an adviser on watch, and an NFT devotee wonders what he's done.

A hung-up singer wonders how to loosen up at the mic, and an aspiring artist asks how to be more than just friends.

With a world in crisis and an art market spinning out of control, ace art-world consultants Chen & Lampert deliver hard truths in response to questions sent by Art in America readers…

Take a quiz to see if you will catch a big break—or be broken.